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Cicirossi
It started with with a (fictional, we hope) ice cream/donut/sex shop rest area on the highway. And then it just grew until it ate Cici's brain.
Rated NC-17. Contains rampant silliness, ice cream abuse, food as sex toys. If you're bothered by slash you might not want to keep reading....
Spike, Xander, and the Buffyverse ©Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, Warner Brothers,
UPN, 20th Century Fox, Sandollar, and probably some other people I've forgotten.
It's Joss' world, we just like to play in it.
The shop was obscenely bright, row after row of fluorescent lights illuminating row after row of gadgets and toys. Xander blinked, trying to adjust his eyes. He couldn't see Spike anywhere, but he could hear him humming a happy tune. After a few bars Xander recognized it as the Lumberjack Song, from Monty Python. Somehow, he thought Sit on My Face would be more appropriate.
His pupils finally found the right setting, and Xander looked around, trying to figure out where to start. The cash register was right up front, and Xander did a double take at the man seated behind it. A huge mountain of a man, with a braided beard, many tattoos, and a t-shirt bearing the "Bikers for Christ" logo. Made Xander wonder how the guy felt about boys who liked other boys. Nervously wonder.
The man looked up from his magazine and nodded politely. "Let me know if I can help you with anything," he said, and Xander goggled. He sounded like Nathan Lane doing a Tiny Tim impersonation. The idea of this guy singing "Tip Toe through the Tulips" ambushed him. He couldn't actually speak thanks to that image, so he just smiled with a sort of manic desperation and went in search of Spike.
Spike was in the back of the store, perusing a display of leather crops. His arms were already full of boxes and bags and things unidentifiable. The song had changed to "Always Look on the Bright Side", and since when did the trip to Vegas become a one-way trip to another dimension? Because this was just too surreal.
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