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Cicirossi
It started with with a (fictional, we hope) ice cream/donut/sex shop rest area on the highway. And then it just grew until it ate Cici's brain.
Rated NC-17. Contains rampant silliness, ice cream abuse, food as sex toys. If you're bothered by slash you might not want to keep reading....
Spike, Xander, and the Buffyverse ©Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, Warner Brothers,
UPN, 20th Century Fox, Sandollar, and probably some other people I've forgotten.
It's Joss' world, we just like to play in it.
As luck would have it, Spike won twenty dollars at keno, which paid for dinner. A sneaking suspicion only, but Xander though that maybe Dead Keno Girl (as he would forever think of her) cheated on their behalf. She actually grinned at Spike a little when she brought him his money back, and it was a sad thought that the only person who had been nice to her in years wasn't really a person. Or whatever. Like attracts like, he supposed.
The pirate show was absolutely one of the silliest things Xander had ever seen, and he lived with Spike, so that took some effort. He loved it. Spike snapped pictures like a madman, and he made Xander hold Pete up in front of the camera so he could be in each frame. People gave them a wide berth.
Afterward, Xander was ready to return to them room for Spike's reward, but Spike reminded him that he had offered to do whatever Spike wanted to do first.
"You said if I bought you food and watched the poncy pirates, we could do something I wanted to do, didn't you?"
There was a gleam in Spike's eye that reminded Xander that he was evil. "Um, yes I did say that. And it's far too late to qualify that statement, but I hope to god it doesn't mean public nakedness."
"Well, not unless you want it to. You're an odd one, luv."
"Me?" Left gasping at the injustice of that, Xander didn't notice for a long while where they were headed. "Spike, why are we going to New York, New York?"
"Roller coaster," Spike chortled. "Up there."
Following Spike's pointing finger, Xander saw that there was indeed a roller coaster "up there". On top of the building. His stomach rolled. "Oh, no. No way in hell. I just ate."
"Did not. You watched pirates for at least a century. Treasure Island really is Purgatory."
"Oh yeah. Like you would be in limbo. I got news for you, buddy. You get dusted, you go straight to H E double toothpicks. You're a demon!"
Spike sniffed. "You'd go if you loved me. Petey wants to go. How can you deny him this photo op?"
"No, Spike."
Half-hour later, they were almost at the top of the line for the roller coaster, having paid the exorbitant fifteen dollars each for the privilege. And Xander wondered what it was about a pouty, immature vampire that turned his best resolve to mush.
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