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Cicirossi
It started with with a (fictional, we hope) ice cream/donut/sex shop rest area on the highway. And then it just grew until it ate Cici's brain.
Rated NC-17. Contains rampant silliness, ice cream abuse, food as sex toys. If you're bothered by slash you might not want to keep reading....
Spike, Xander, and the Buffyverse ©Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, Warner Brothers,
UPN, 20th Century Fox, Sandollar, and probably some other people I've forgotten.
It's Joss' world, we just like to play in it.
The night as still young, so once they got Xander decent again, they headed out to act like stupid tourists. Spike stopped at the little convenience store in the Excalibur to buy a disposable camera, and Xander went directly to the Krispy Kreme stand. To get some for later, of course.
They wandered all over the Excalibur, then crossed the walking bridge between it and the Luxor hotel, which was Egyptian in theme. They wandered through shops full of scarabs and hieroglyphic signs. Then Spike spotted the camels. Full sized, animatronic camels that talked in silly British accents.
"Ooooh, Xan. Get over there so I can take a picture."
"You are not talking my picture with talking camels, Spike."
"Am too. I'm paying for this vacation, right? Now get over there."
"No, Anya¹s paying for it, and no, no camels."
"Fine. But I won't be the one to explain to Anya why there are no pictures to prove that we were here spending her hard earned cash."
"Oh for. Fine." Xander clomped over to the camels and stood between their heads. "How's this?"
"Good." Just as he was about to take the shot, Spike stopped. "Oops. Almost forgot. Here, pet." He dug into his pocket and pulled out Hopalong Peter. (Xander was relieved that it wasn't the napkin from earlier.) "Put that up on the camel's head."
Argument would do no good. Xander heaved a resigned sigh and put Petey up on the camel's head. Spike took pictures. Spike took pictures of Xander and Hopalong Peter in front of Isis. And Ramses. And the stellae that framed one casino doorway. Xander only wished he could have gotten a picture of Spike humping the great phallic column in the lobby. Thy toured a replica of King Tut's tomb, and Spike insisted that they ride the Imax ride, which they both pronounced 'cheesy'. Still, Xander got a few gropes in while the lights were out, so it was well worth the ticket price.
From there it was on to Mandalay Bay, which was yet another casino attached by a walking bridge. Well, sort of. More like unending hallways that seemed to go nowhere. They played tag, and caused general panic among the other tourists by popping out at them from behind blind corners. They made a run for it when they saw security coming.
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